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Ninja
In battlefield: bad company 2 (rush game mode), the game just started and I straight away hopped on the guided rocket turret thing. The enemy was in a chopper and movin pretty fast. So I shot a rocket, and looked up at the sky. I then saw a hit marker, then 6 names pop up in the kill feed. Sadly, we some how lost that game. A couple things happened in Battlefield 3. So, one time, on an armored kill DLC map, I decided to be a bit stealthy, so I start crawling through the green fields. I've been crawling for 2 minutes, maybe 5, and out of nowhere a jeep DRIVES over me... It was an enemy jeep!! Some how I didn't die and I hopped up and started shooting the freakin guy, to get a vehicle. So I killed him, but once I got close to the vehicle, it blew up! Another thing that happened, it was in the same game, 10 minutes after being stealthy, I jumped on top of a tank, placed a LOT of explosives, got into the tank, and drove off. I was driving for a bit, when I realized, a enemy was chasing me, with a repair tool. So I start driving in circles, and this chase was going on for so long that I hopped out to kill him. But then he... He got control of the tank, at this point the roles were switched. After 5 minutes passed, I walked away and detonated the explosives. In a different server, I was flying around in a jet, and my friends were trying to get jets too, but this freakin chopper kept blowing up the jets as they spawn. I flew over the area where the chopper and my friends were and I flew around, started shooting the chopper with rockets, basically everything I could shoot at it, but it kept dodging every shot I shot at it. So I had only one final option that I could think of. So I went pretty far from the chopper, turned around, went full speed, targeted the chopper, and kamakazed it. My friends reactions were funny when they saw it happened. But one thing in Battlefield 4 that happened (even though I did a lot of amazing things in battlefield 3 & 4 (also with friends (like launching EOD bots and driving jeeps off cliffs)) was on the map Silk Road, I was in a tank, on a sand hill, and I saw a chopper way on the other side of the map. I guessed where it was going, shot, watched that little light get farther away from me and closer to the chopper, I was saying to myself that I was definitely not going to get across map chopper kill with a tank. But then in the distance I saw the light disappear into an explosion, then getting a six-kill kill feed. I was speechless xD
Dmc_kamakaze Jul 3 '15 · Comments: 1 · Tags: wtf, ahh memories, messing around, battlefield, epic
Ninja
OK, i am the first to admit I truly SUCK at the crucible, I don't pretend to be good an I avoid it like the plague. In short i loath the crucible. IN fact i find it as enjoyable as getting kicked in the sack, having a tooth pulled or get shot in the face several times with a staple gun.

I just spent the better part of 2 hours getting a grand total of 146 points only to have one really terrible round(not that any of my rounds are good) knock me all the way back down to 132... yeah, fun isn't it, all the while screaming bloody murder at the people who are actually good at the crucible(not your fault sorry for the profanity). 

To the guy who thought forcing players into the crucible was a good idea:

Sorry lad but I personally think you should get your head checked to see if you have a nasty case of The brain-rabies, or perhaps your lapse of judgement was caused by an brain aneurysm, or some sort of momentary form of palsy.

Since I only really enjoy using hand cannons and my luck is beyond terrible my only hope of getting a decent hand cannon has been this thorn bounty... which in fact has been more of a PAIN IN THE ASS then it's worth... 

In short... forcing people into the crucible is a stupid idea in my opinion, and I am about to throw in the towel on this bounty.

Thanks for all the ascendant shards, ascendant material, and polyphage that I have been getting from all these "exotic chests" they have been about as useful as the breasts on a bore.

Please be informed that every time I get an exotic chest whith nothing in it or die on the crucible the middle finger i am pointing is directed solely at the moron who thought it was a good idea to force people into the crucible to get a useful weapon.

And to those who are good at the crucible well done lads it's a difficult task. kudos and good luck.
Peredur_Ifans Apr 4 '15 · Tags: crucible, bungie, wtf